Might start my first job soon, 😮‍💨 i'm not feeling well about it!

@HumanEarth I had my first job at 26.

Really. Wow

@HumanEarth sure but thats not a first job. those are tasks for money.

Their jobs when I put up job posting with my phone number at the grocery store and put signs up.

That's working. That's not task. 200 dollars a week in 1985 was a lot of money

@HumanEarth yea it is.
My first job was at 14, babysitting during the summer for 2 summers. I literally had to earn money to buy my school clothes, since I needed lots of new clothes going from uniforms in middle school to regular clothes in HS. Didn't have much that could fit.

@HumanEarth not that its not a lot of money or you don't do work, but you can't go to a job and say hey i mowed lawns.

Wanna make a bet. You can put that down as self employed business owner. All that shit.

You can even reword it.

Lawn care service technician

Lawn height restrictive device

Landscaping

@HumanEarth nevermind, i forgot you could bullshit lie like that and reform words. my god this is why i hate modern jobs.

Did you apply for beheader or the hang man if your looking for a job from the 12 century

@HumanEarth i made a home made gallows once i'd love that job!

I made moonshine stills and sold them under alternative fuel source

@HumanEarth ew

I made about 5 grand a piece for each one. Wanna say EW now

@HumanEarth you can earn a million for each assassination, you can earn billions breaking down the dearth and selling it to alien overlords.
don't care about the money if i don't like the method its made!