Which jobs require you to be a liar?

@SkeetSkeet

@deadgerbil i created that,,

@SkeetSkeet do my pedicures

@deadgerbil I'm retired,,

@SkeetSkeet lemme do your feet then,,

@SkeetSkeet I remember one place I worked at they had to lie about broken tools just so they could get more money in their budget for the next year to afford to keep up with what they wanted to buy new. They would actually put the tools in a band saw and cut them in half.