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Fuck me sideways with a tiny cactus

I’ve screwed up at work and now I just spilled water on my pants. Not a great day at work, but at least I haven’t been struck by lightning.

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AntisocialTroll · 51-55, F

You don't fancy taking it head on with a dildo then?

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@AntisocialTroll sideways is better with cactuses.

Iwantout · 26-30, M

I've heard a few funny ones growing up in the South but I've never heard that one

Eddiesolds · 56-60, M

Ouch!! Are you serious? Lmfao!! The day is almost over. Have a good night!

Timeforsun · 46-50, F

I screwed up too... 😕

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