The other day at work a customer asked me to prostitute myself to him and then started crying when I said no
I wish I was making this shit up…. The guy only spoke Spanish and my Spanish is pretty shit but after a bit of back and forth and a lotta “cómo se dice ____” I was able to figure out what he wanted. I told him no, tengo novio y no voy a hacerlo etc. and this bitch started to TEAR UP. “Porque soy feo 😭”. He just kept repeating “soy feo soy feo” (“I’m ugly I’m ugly”) and I tried to like, comfort him and he like nah man that’s not it…. Now get this part, dude finally says “I sorry [sic]” and gives me AN APOLOGETIC FIST BUMP and then leaves.
He later came back in and bought a silicone masturbator (lifelike anus and pussy) and took it out of the packaging and asked me if he could use in in the employee restroom…. “No puede usarlo en el baño, necesita usarlo a casa” I said. He left. I think maybe I should tell my boss about the incident idk
He later came back in and bought a silicone masturbator (lifelike anus and pussy) and took it out of the packaging and asked me if he could use in in the employee restroom…. “No puede usarlo en el baño, necesita usarlo a casa” I said. He left. I think maybe I should tell my boss about the incident idk