I’m literally laughing so hard because of how much of a joke my life is

Laugh until you cry or cry until you laugh, whichever helps. Tomorrow is a new day. 🤗

Alabama fried rice

Same, minus the rice...tho with my cooking skills, even salad burns...

Maybe try refried rice, I mean it works with beans🤭

Don't talk like this please. I'm sure your life is beautiful.

What happened? (besides the rice)

{@stark] hey do not be so hard on yourself i am glad in a way you have managed to see the irony of your situation never mind what is a bit of rice 😆

Life is funny. You have to laugh. Its a mess😅

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Let me teach you the ways of fried rice, grasshopper