So I probably got fired today. And you know what? It was worth it. My boss is a scumbag and he lost his job too.

@BlueVeins The station manager really went to bat for me. I've kept the job but I'm on one week's suspension and I have to pay for the company car I destroyed.

I helped him out real good last year so he said he felt he owed it to me. He's got a pretty bad drinking problem and I convinced the boss not to fire him when he showed up one day wasted and puked on his work station.

@BlueMetalChick Well, I guess that's not so bad. How much is the car worth?

@BlueVeins They tallied up the damage I did to it at around $2,500. I don't have to pay it all at once.

@BlueMetalChick Yeah, that kinda sucks. How'd you damage it so much?

@BlueVeins I smashed both the mirrors off with a pipe wrench and slashed the tires, and threw a garbage can through the windshield, among other things.

@BlueMetalChick 😂 a fucking garbage can

@BlueVeins It was the first thing I could find lol 😂 Actually, I got the pipe wrench out of the garbage can. Someone had thrown it out because the little nut that you use to adjust the size of it had broken off so they tossed it out 🤣