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I took the perilous journey into work today after having to do an early morning shop run for my partner. So I did the dutiful thing and messaged my manager saying I'd be late, hoping I'd get a reply along the lines of "No worries, you sexy beast, you just stay at home today", but he just told me it was fine instead.

So I kung-fu'd my way on the train, and then elbow dropped my way onto the underground, and dragon punched my way up the street and towards the office. Stopping only once to help an old lady out of a tree (which is my fault for dragon punching her into a tree).

I then breakdance my way into the office where everyone cheered for my arrival, all three colleagues just shed a tear for seeing me, and then I ask my manager what he needs me to do, because I've got all the assigned work done for the week.

"Oh. Nothing really. Just do a bit of testing or something."

Such a waste of life lost in the path of my devastation of my commute. But it does mean I can have fish and chips for lunch, so we their sacrifice was worth it.
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God this is why I could never live in the city..bloody exhausting commutes
UpsideOutInsideDown · 36-40, M
@Seren Sometimes it's not too bad, but majority of the time it's barely worth the effort of not having a tantrum
Sounds soul destroying tbh @UpsideOutInsideDown
UpsideOutInsideDown · 36-40, M
@Seren Thankfully I sold my soul for a hot dog a few years back. Desperate times. And sometimes there are some nice views, but rarely enough to make it a great day