My son, getting up for work this morning….

@Degbeme
Who's taking your cat for a walk?

@SandWitch Cat? I don`t have a cat and haven`t had one since I was a small child.

@Degbeme
Therein lies your fear of going outside in -38 degree temperatures, Mister Degbeme. If you had a cat and took it for a walk every morning, you'd overcome your fear of the cold.

@SandWitch I wouldn`t subject an animal to those temperatures.

@Degbeme
Is the solution to house train the cat to use an indoor toilet and teach it how to press the handle and wash it's paws before it leaves the bathroom then?

@SandWitch