One of my coworkers is a diaper fetishist.

This morning he was hogging the bathroom. Later on we found out why. I guess he went in there, stripped down to just a diaper and then tried to lay on one of those changing tables that fold outward from the wall. It broke off under his weight and he ended up slamming into the floor and messing up his shoulder. The paramedics came and wheeled him out in front of the whole store, still in just his diaper.