What are the unwritten laws at your workplace?
If it's a Friday...Leave it for Monday.
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SnailTeeth · 36-40, M
Every workplace is MY workplace.
My co-workers aren't my family, they're mostly leeches just showing up to collect a paycheck, and all they ever seem to do is talk and joke, but never go anywhere.
Be ungovernable. Managers don't control shit, lead by example, earn respect to get respect, or suffer my passive aggressive insubordination.
Work everyone under the table for the first 3 months, then make your demands known. You'll have the company by the balls, esp. if you can help them trim the fat (IE. the slackers). By that point, your co-workers will hate you for pushing the standards of the company, but your managers will be eying you for that promotion.
Never let them get you under their thumb, keep your nose clean when playing dirty, scorch the Earth if they play dirty. Make them fear you.
Be a tyrant until you're the manager, then hire the best people for the job, and let them be happy in their work.
Fuck the Head Office; they'll nag you all day, and no matter how hard you work, they'll eventually find a way to fire you for someone cheaper. Don't pay them any mind.
My co-workers aren't my family, they're mostly leeches just showing up to collect a paycheck, and all they ever seem to do is talk and joke, but never go anywhere.
Be ungovernable. Managers don't control shit, lead by example, earn respect to get respect, or suffer my passive aggressive insubordination.
Work everyone under the table for the first 3 months, then make your demands known. You'll have the company by the balls, esp. if you can help them trim the fat (IE. the slackers). By that point, your co-workers will hate you for pushing the standards of the company, but your managers will be eying you for that promotion.
Never let them get you under their thumb, keep your nose clean when playing dirty, scorch the Earth if they play dirty. Make them fear you.
Be a tyrant until you're the manager, then hire the best people for the job, and let them be happy in their work.
Fuck the Head Office; they'll nag you all day, and no matter how hard you work, they'll eventually find a way to fire you for someone cheaper. Don't pay them any mind.
TinFoilHat · F
@SnailTeeth
That is so relatable!
Be ungovernable. Managers don't control shit, lead by example, earn respect to get respect, or suffer my passive aggressive insubordination.
That is so relatable!