I'm so over the way the world works 😂. Especially job interviews. Like this is how it would go if I allowed myself to be honest

Them: So why should we hire you?

Me: Well, I'm dependable. I think that's more than enough for you to hire me. This is just a McDonald's anyway.

Then: can you elaborate on that?

Me: Elaborate on what exactly?

Them: on dependable.

Me: Sure I'll elaborate on the definition of dependable since you seem to be too stupid to know what the word means

Them: ...okay I think we're done here

Me: Okay, have a nice day.