I’ll have a talk with it

if it were men we'd be in the emergency room

Do you take magnesium supplements?

Sorry

God's still mad at women.

Why's it in your face though? You're pretty flexible 😏

Scrambled? Soft boiled? Benedict? Fried?

if only we evolved to not have this problem like other animals

Question. Why is the egg in your face when it comes out of ....... ah.... well you know. 😏

AND we should be under anesthesia for those 45 minutes