Girl, stop trying to negotiate solo. Your uterus is running a wildcat strike and you don't even have a shop steward. You need to demand a union rep immediately. Tell those ovaries: 'No more surprise walk-outs until we have a signed agreement on pain management, chocolate rations, and the absolute right to do absolutely nothing.' If they don't recognize the union, we picket the lower back until they cave. Consider this your official notice: We are unionizing. Solidarity, sister! ✊🍫

I’ll have a talk with it

if it were men we'd be in the emergency room

Sorry

God's still mad at women.

I hear dyson makes a strong vaccum.

Why's it in your face though? You're pretty flexible 😏

Scrambled? Soft boiled? Benedict? Fried?

if only we evolved to not have this problem like other animals

Question. Why is the egg in your face when it comes out of ....... ah.... well you know. 😏

AND we should be under anesthesia for those 45 minutes