what is your all time go dick dodging technique?
We have: period claims, migraine claims, STD claims, having a D already claims..what else?
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
Shipwrecked · 46-50, M
Gangstress · 41-45, F
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SW-User
I like the last one 😅
Classified · M
Judge them hard like this.
JacksonBlue · 36-40, M
Carry a bottle of laxatives, show him and say "you wanna have some fun big boy?"
Pretzel · 70-79, M
the one I hate is "my husband will be home any minute"
bookerdana · M
the last but might not work for you in real life..stick with migraine
saragoodtimes · F
175000 people are having sex right now and you are posting how to avoid sex
DragonFruit · 70-79, M
Well, I do have a D already...but I've never used that as a dick dodging technique.
I really can't think of a dick dodging technique that I've used, other than saying that I'm not interested right now.
I really can't think of a dick dodging technique that I've used, other than saying that I'm not interested right now.
SW-User
"I have this weird yoghurt-like substance coming from my crotch and it smells like anchovies. But sure, I'm down for sex" 👀
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 31-35, F
That I’m the type to murder 🔪