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what is your all time go dick dodging technique?

We have: period claims, migraine claims, STD claims, having a D already claims..what else?
Miram
31-35, F
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Tinkles
As a last line of defence you have the cute underwear technique. It's by no means guarantee so wouldn't rely on it

And the classic saying no, is always an option lol
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SilkandLace2 · 46-50, M
@Tinkles sorry, I meant the cute underwear technique
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Tinkles
@SilkandLace2 hehe, I know was being silly lol

So the cute underwear technique is you wear something childish like, frilly Whinnie the Pooh knickers. Some guys guys find it a real turn off and won't be interested.

It doesn't always work but I've known it to succeed
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SilkandLace2 · 46-50, M
@Tinkles ah, clever!!
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Miram · 31-35, F
@SW-User Lucky you. I have to do the rough voice thingy sometimes.
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BitterSweetPotato · 31-35, F
I duck quickly to dodge it.
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Kwek00 · 41-45, M
@BitterSweetPotato GOOOOOOOOOOO DUCKS 🐣
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Shipwrecked · 46-50, M
I guess I would have to go with:

"...no thank you. I already have one."

🤣
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Tres13 · 51-55, M
do u like smegma ?
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Miram · 31-35, F
@Tres13 that is good one. I think I will use it
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Tres13 · 51-55, M
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Gangstress · 41-45, F
I normally say - I'm only interested in clams :)
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KuroNeko · 41-45, F
Being a lesbian when it suits me.
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Coisty · 51-55, M
Being a man
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DragonFruit · 61-69, M
Well, I do have a D already...but I've never used that as a dick dodging technique.
I really can't think of a dick dodging technique that I've used, other than saying that I'm not interested right now.
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PepsiColaP
im married
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saragoodtimes · F
175000 people are having sex right now and you are posting how to avoid sex
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JacksonBlue · 31-35, M
Carry a bottle of laxatives, show him and say "you wanna have some fun big boy?"
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Pretzel · 61-69, M
the one I hate is "my husband will be home any minute"
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bookerdana · M
the last but might not work for you in real life..stick with migraine
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Classified · M
Judge them hard like this.
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SW-User
I like the last one 😅
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InOtterWords · F
Pretending to be into women
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SW-User
"I have this weird yoghurt-like substance coming from my crotch and it smells like anchovies. But sure, I'm down for sex" 👀
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Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
That I’m the type to murder 🔪
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