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what is your all time go dick dodging technique?

We have: period claims, migraine claims, STD claims, having a D already claims..what else?
Tinkles · 26-30, F
As a last line of defence you have the cute underwear technique. It's by no means guarantee so wouldn't rely on it

And the classic saying no, is always an option lol
SilkandLace2 · 41-45, M
[@1051468,Tinkles] sorry, I meant the cute underwear technique
Tinkles · 26-30, F
[@1088744,SilkandLace2] hehe, I know was being silly lol

So the cute underwear technique is you wear something childish like, frilly Whinnie the Pooh knickers. Some guys guys find it a real turn off and won't be interested.

It doesn't always work but I've known it to succeed
SilkandLace2 · 41-45, M
[@1051468,Tinkles] ah, clever!!
Miram · 26-30, F
[@1227179,BoyByTheBay] Lucky you. I have to do the rough voice thingy sometimes.
MissGaga · 26-30, F
I duck quickly to dodge it.
Kwek00 · 36-40, M
[@4367,MissGaga] GOOOOOOOOOOO DUCKS 🐣
Shipwrecked · 41-45, M
I guess I would have to go with:

"...no thank you. I already have one."

🤣
Tres13 · 51-55, M
do u like smegma ?
Miram · 26-30, F
[@476434,Tres13] that is good one. I think I will use it
Tres13 · 51-55, M
[@542305,Miram] K
Gangstress · 36-40, F
I normally say - I'm only interested in clams :)
KuroNeko · 41-45, F
Being a lesbian when it suits me.
Pretending to be into women
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
Well, I do have a D already...but I've never used that as a dick dodging technique.
I really can't think of a dick dodging technique that I've used, other than saying that I'm not interested right now.
Coisty · 46-50, M
Being a man
PepsiColaP · 22-25, F
im married
InfobotLives · 100+, M
"I have this weird yoghurt-like substance coming from my crotch and it smells like anchovies. But sure, I'm down for sex" 👀
175000 people are having sex right now and you are posting how to avoid sex
JacksonBlue · 31-35, M
Carry a bottle of laxatives, show him and say "you wanna have some fun big boy?"
Pretzel · 61-69, M
the one I hate is "my husband will be home any minute"
bookerdana · M
the last but might not work for you in real life..stick with migraine
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
That I’m the type to murder 🔪
Classified · M
Judge them hard like this.
I like the last one 😅

 
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