(Today's Adult Laugh)"BOOBY TRAPS - ADULT Jokes Just For Friends
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1) OMG ...I Loved your Booby Trap Jokes, thank you for today's Laugh!
2) I loved the Boob Jokes and the Bonus Video!
3) I loved the Bonus Video the Best!
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Yes, it's time to pay back what you owe your friends who always try to keep you laughing and help lighten up your heavy, 'sagging', top loaded day.
Here are the best boob jokes I could find and I actually altered some of them just to make them even funnier, if that were possible ...
1) What type of bees make milk?
A: Boobees!
2) Why are saggy boobs always so angry?
A: Because they never get any support
3) What do you call the space between two enlarged breasts?
A: [i]Silicon Valley
4) What did the bra say to the hat?
A: You go on a head. I’ll give these two a lift
5) What do you call two identical pair of breasts?
A: Iden'titties'
6) Why do nuns shun bras?
A: Because they believe in God's complete support for everything
7) What do push up bras and two bags of chips have in common?
A: When you open them, they’re all half empty
8) What does an 80-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 20-year-old doesn’t?
A: Her bellybutton
9) Where does a well endowed waitress wear a bikini?
A: At a breastaurant
10) Why do women have nipples?
A: To make real suckers out of men
11) Boob Size Grades...
A ---> Almost Boobs
B ---> Barely there.
C ---> Can't Complain!
D ---> Damn!
DD ---> Double Damn!
E ---> Enormous!
F ---> Fake
G ---> Get a reduction!
12) What did one boob tell the other boob?
A: You’re my breast friend
13) What do they call boobs that go crazy?
A: Chest nuts
14) Why do virgin boys spend so much time at KFC?
A: It’s the only place they can fondle breasts
15) What do they call the moisture on Dolly Parton's boobs?
A: Mountain Dew
16) Why does the Little Mermaid now wear seashells?
A: Because she outgrew her B-shells!
How to keep his eyes focused on what's above your neck ..."Now look into my eyes and concentrate!"...lol
A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her, grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow"
Then he grabs her pussy and says "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens"
She turns to him, smiles, grabs his dick and says ..."Honey if you could get this up we could get rid of the new farm hand"
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Here are the best boob jokes I could find and I actually altered some of them just to make them even funnier, if that were possible ...
1) What type of bees make milk?
A: Boobees!
2) Why are saggy boobs always so angry?
A: Because they never get any support
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3) What do you call the space between two enlarged breasts?
A: [i]Silicon Valley
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(guy) ..."Wow! ...OK, sorry ...forgive me ...what were you saying?" ...lol
4) What did the bra say to the hat?
A: You go on a head. I’ll give these two a lift
5) What do you call two identical pair of breasts?
A: Iden'titties'
6) Why do nuns shun bras?
A: Because they believe in God's complete support for everything
7) What do push up bras and two bags of chips have in common?
A: When you open them, they’re all half empty
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Eh ...For some reason, I don't think these were the Push Up Bras that were being referred to in this joke ...lol
8) What does an 80-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 20-year-old doesn’t?
A: Her bellybutton
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9) Where does a well endowed waitress wear a bikini?
A: At a breastaurant
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10) Why do women have nipples?
A: To make real suckers out of men
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11) Boob Size Grades...
A ---> Almost Boobs
B ---> Barely there.
C ---> Can't Complain!
D ---> Damn!
DD ---> Double Damn!
E ---> Enormous!
F ---> Fake
G ---> Get a reduction!
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Finally!! ...a question you don't have to lie about! ...lol
12) What did one boob tell the other boob?
A: You’re my breast friend
13) What do they call boobs that go crazy?
A: Chest nuts
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Keep trying guys ...I know you can do it! ...lol
14) Why do virgin boys spend so much time at KFC?
A: It’s the only place they can fondle breasts
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15) What do they call the moisture on Dolly Parton's boobs?
A: Mountain Dew
16) Why does the Little Mermaid now wear seashells?
A: Because she outgrew her B-shells!
How to keep his eyes focused on what's above your neck ..."Now look into my eyes and concentrate!"...lol
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A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her, grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow"
Then he grabs her pussy and says "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens"
She turns to him, smiles, grabs his dick and says ..."Honey if you could get this up we could get rid of the new farm hand"
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I hope you liked my Booby Trap Jokes as much as I liked sharing them with you!
I LOVE YOU!
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BONUS VIDEO!!
Here's the remix cover music of Ms Beth and Mr Joe, as first recorded by little Green in 1941, in an incomparable compliment to a video mix of "Sin City 2: A Dame to kill for". It is super short and you are going to love it ...I PROMISE! (Click on the box on the bottom right to get 'Full Screen')...[media=https://youtu.be/GlhVFqUr2Tg]
