High IQ joke.IYKYK.
There was this oldman in his deathbed speaking with his wife.
Hus:Darling,you know how I loved you all these years.Never a day I ever wanted to hurt you.I loved you that much.But as I am dying now will you open up about the truth for what I am about to ask?
Wife:Oh honey,my love.Anything for you dear.
Hus:Fine.Since the time our three children were born,I noticed how our middle child is different from the rest of his siblings.His facial features,his body language and even his character isn't same as his siblings.I suspect he's not my son.Will you tell me about who his father is?
Wife:Oh my darling.He is YOUR SON.YOU ARE his father.
Hus:Shocked with the answer and dies in her hand.
Hus:Darling,you know how I loved you all these years.Never a day I ever wanted to hurt you.I loved you that much.But as I am dying now will you open up about the truth for what I am about to ask?
Wife:Oh honey,my love.Anything for you dear.
Hus:Fine.Since the time our three children were born,I noticed how our middle child is different from the rest of his siblings.His facial features,his body language and even his character isn't same as his siblings.I suspect he's not my son.Will you tell me about who his father is?
Wife:Oh my darling.He is YOUR SON.YOU ARE his father.
Hus:Shocked with the answer and dies in her hand.
