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wasityou · 46-50, F
Why do scuba divers go overboard backwards?
If they went forward then they'd still be in the boat.
If they went forward then they'd still be in the boat.
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Doomflower · 41-45, M
Someone: Did you get your hair cut?
Me: No I got them all cut.
Me: No I got them all cut.

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Two peanuts walked into a city, one was a salted

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That’s too much pressure to perform.


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I’m sorry to hear that.
I’m not really much of a joke teller, to be honest. My sense of humor is more in line with a counterpuncher, though. I’m better at reacting with humor if that makes sense.
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I’m not really much of a joke teller, to be honest. My sense of humor is more in line with a counterpuncher, though. I’m better at reacting with humor if that makes sense.
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@SW-User I didn't write it for sympathy, but thanks ^^ And yeah, it makes sense. I'm the same.

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So if we were in a joke-off, it would be more of a staring contest until someone cracked the first joke.

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bijouxbroussard · F
My dad doesn’t tell jokes as much as he says funny things with deadpan delivery.

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@bijouxbroussard Ah, that's a classic way of doing it
bijouxbroussard · F
@SW-User My cousin once asked Pop if he waterskied as a kid.
Pop said, “Sure, but back then we had to use rowboats.”
Pop said, “Sure, but back then we had to use rowboats.”
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@JustChris hahah ^^