I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

My friends say this is a bad pun and most people won't even get it. I want to hear from other people:

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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SStarfish ·

I dont get it

NorthernBear · 51-55, M

@SStarfish Some folks are a bit snobbish when it comes to tea, and Earl Grey is one variety they say is "proper tea," which sounds like the word "property." Marx said that all (private) property is theft. That any time you claim something as your own, you are stealing it from everybody else by removing it from the collective.

SStarfish ·

Interesting