I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

*scenario* The wife works at Walmart ... that`s a story for another time.. but I digress. Yesterday I went to pick her up from work and I have this thing about my truck and the small parking spaces there....

Me. I`m parked out back.

Her: Okay I`ll be done soon.

Me: waiting and waiting and waiting....

So we walk out the doors.

Her: Could you park any further away?

Me: Sure. The driveway at home!

Her: *silence*

I love a nice quiet ride home. 😁

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Giana · 70-79, F

😆 What a smartass

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Giana It just slipped out... 😁

Giana · 70-79, F

@Degbeme I wonder who would get that truck in a divorce action?

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Giana Me! She can have everything else. lol

Giana · 70-79, F

@Degbeme 🙄 omg

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Giana I wuvs my truck. 🤗

Giana · 70-79, F

@Degbeme LOL...so that's a secret? Everyone at SW knows this and probably way more than that 😋 Boys and their toys

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Giana She has even said I love that truck more than her to others. When they say is this true? My reply is usually 🤐

Giana · 70-79, F

@Degbeme Oh stop, you're not fooling anyone...it's only partially true, lol

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Giana This much. 👌

Giana · 70-79, F

@Degbeme Some day I will tell you how I dealt with my first husband's brand new car when he pissed me off
I think there was $8000 worth of damage

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Giana 😲 Hell hath no furry and such?

Giana · 70-79, F

@Degbeme Something like that ;)