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I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

*scenario* The wife works at Walmart ... that`s a story for another time.. but I digress. Yesterday I went to pick her up from work and I have this thing about my truck and the small parking spaces there....

Me. I`m parked out back.

Her: Okay I`ll be done soon.

Me: waiting and waiting and waiting....

So we walk out the doors.

Her: Could you park any further away?

Me: Sure. The driveway at home!

Her: *silence*

I love a nice quiet ride home. 😁

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GLITTER · 36-40, F

I do feel sorry for Mrs Deggy 🤣🤣

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@GLITTER What about me? :(

GLITTER · 36-40, F

@Degbeme never ! You should have rolled out her a red carpet to walk on 🙄

Degbeme · 70-79, M

SW-User

@GLITTER 🤔 nah! lol

GLITTER · 36-40, F

@Degbeme @SW-User lads lads lads, you've gotta know how to surprise a lady 🙄

SW-User

@GLITTER he did surprise her!!! lol

GLITTER · 36-40, F

@SW-User by turning up at all??🤣🤣😑

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@GLITTER Wait a minute here! Lady? This is the wife we are discussing. 😝

GLITTER · 36-40, F

@Degbeme you're getting coal for Christmas 🤔😂

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SW-User

@Degbeme Honestly, I would have laughed with you, but then my humor probably matches yours.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@SW-User See! It`s nice to know someone else has my humour. 🤗

SW-User

@Degbeme I loved your tree story that made me laugh out loud for real. :)

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@SW-User awww... thank you. I`m happy it did. 🤗 :*

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GLITTER · 36-40, F

@Degbeme what tree story ? 🤔 *stalks deggys profile*

GLITTER · 36-40, F

@Degbeme wait no, I've already seen it 🤣🤣 and I hope you know I'm only winding you up with your wifey 🤣🤗