I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

*scenario* The wife works at Walmart ... that`s a story for another time.. but I digress. Yesterday I went to pick her up from work and I have this thing about my truck and the small parking spaces there....

Me. I`m parked out back.

Her: Okay I`ll be done soon.

Me: waiting and waiting and waiting....

So we walk out the doors.

Her: Could you park any further away?

Me: Sure. The driveway at home!

Her: *silence*

I love a nice quiet ride home. 😁