I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

A man received message from his neighbor.. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night, I am using when you are not present at home, Infact I am using more than YOU are using, I confess this because now I feel very much guilty, Hope You will accept my sincere apologies!! Man went home and had a big fight with his wife. Few minutes later he received another message… Sorry Sir spelling mistake… it’s not wife but wifi !!