I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

the muffin is still there. Funny or slightly horrifying now? It has rained for the past 5 days. No bird or squirrel has touched it. Humans seem like they can't see it. Now I'm wondering if it's a portkey...

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PoetryNEmotion · F

You are wondering if it is a portal to where exactly? *looks closely at you* A muffin portal...

Lochlee · 56-60, F

Its not a muffin! Its a hat keeping that post's head warm!

SW-User

🤣

Redbeard · 56-60, M

If bugs and critters won't touch the muffin, then why are we eating that particular type of muffin? If it was made with shortening, not even roaches, ants nor flies will go near it.

SW-User

Super old post that I've reviving but I laughed out loud at you calling this rotting muffin a portkey 😂

HearTheRhythm · 46-50, F

@SW-User happy to make you laugh 🙂

OkieGemini · 61-69, F

LOL, that's hilarious!

Quoththeraven

Portkey 😂

hlpflwthat · M

Man. The crows & squirrels must eat well in your hood. Or that is one nasty ass muffin.

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