I was thinking about becoming fat

In fact I was getting there, going from 2000 calories a day to like 5000. I have a slow metabolism so it's very easy for me to gain weight. I was thinking it would be fun, I could buy a whole new wardrobe and people would have less trouble identifying me. They could say, "Oh, you mean the fat guy with the plaid shirt?" and yes that would be me. But then I started to remember about the cardiologist guy that gave me pills that made me feel sluggish but lowered my BP....he said - maybe if you lose a little weight it will go down - and go down it did - I stopped the meds - and my cardiologist was furious! He asked, "why did you stop taking them?" so i said that I lost the weight and the gadget said my BP went down, so I stopped....he was a pretty nice guy - and he relented and said "well, I can't argue with success."

So this chapter is over, I gained some weight and had some hope of a new adventure, but it was not to be. I will be going back to figs, nuts and yogurt. Goodbye Chinese Food and Pizza, Goodbye Chipotle....