You failed to appease the rain god.

Eat some crackers and 'organic' peanut butter before leaving the house next time.

The dryness that you suffered will be noticed and may be rewarded...

You do live in NI doesn't that mean it's odds on to be raining.

I wish it would rain here a little. We've having a heat wave for the past 2 weeks

Why does it always rain ☔ when I finish washing my car 🚙 ? 🤔

Just to inconvenience you and make you ask this question. 🤣

Really?!? Maybe you could hire out in drought areas! We could use your services around here...

😏

Nature wants to present a rainbow to you, when you step out. But why are the clouds so excited?

God is crying because of something you did.

Or when there's a parade.
Or a meteor shower.
Or a carnival.
Or when you wash your car.
😤

God hates you