Why does it always rain right when I'm about to go out?

You do live in NI doesn't that mean it's odds on to be raining.

I wish it would rain here a little. We've having a heat wave for the past 2 weeks

Why does it always rain ☔ when I finish washing my car 🚙 ? 🤔

Just to inconvenience you and make you ask this question. 🤣

Really?!? Maybe you could hire out in drought areas! We could use your services around here...

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Nature wants to present a rainbow to you, when you step out. But why are the clouds so excited?

God is crying because of something you did.

Or when there's a parade.
Or a meteor shower.
Or a carnival.
Or when you wash your car.
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The age old conspiracy between clouds and human plans.

God hates you