Two old ladies were sitting at a bus stop in the pouring rain, trying to smoke a cigarette.
The first lady was having a hell of a time; she couldn't keep her cigarette lit. She noticed the other lady having no problems whatsoever. She said "Oh, my! How are you keeping your cigarette lit?"
"It's easy, I just snipped the end off of a condom and the condom keeps the cigarette dry. I'm never going to do that again, though."
"Oh my! Why not?"
"Well, I think I gave the pharmacist a heart attack," she replied.
"Oh my! How did that happen?"
"I asked him for a pack of condoms, and he asked what size I wanted. I said I didn't know, just whatever's big enough for a Camel."
"It's easy, I just snipped the end off of a condom and the condom keeps the cigarette dry. I'm never going to do that again, though."
"Oh my! Why not?"
"Well, I think I gave the pharmacist a heart attack," she replied.
"Oh my! How did that happen?"
"I asked him for a pack of condoms, and he asked what size I wanted. I said I didn't know, just whatever's big enough for a Camel."
