Did you know It once rained for two million years??

Must’ve been God’s way of saying ‘I forgot to turn off the shower!’ 🚿😂"
Imagine checking the weather app back then… ‘Still raining. Day 728,001.

Also known as winter in Seattle

Did the person look like this dude?

Must've been hard to buy an umbrella...

A bloke at the pub once told me that the royal family are in fact a group of lizard-like aliens in disguise who are intent on destroying the world. As I had no reason to disbelieve him, I now fear for all humanity.

I believe the earth is less than six thousand years old so i don't buy the evolutionary magic theory of millions and billions of years that they made up to make up every things existence.. as if

Should've been a raincoat.

🤦