Mario cart is silly

Our oldest boy woke up early today and I had to help clean him up and change. I made him breakfast and now I'm trying to play this silly game.

These things throw turtles, bombs, ink and banana at me. Drove off into the water, grass and nothingness. People flew by me on rocker and other things.

Y'all I'm starting to think it might not be the controller fault after all. I might suck at video games.