Mario is a wimp

So our oldest boy was the first one up today. I helped him brush his teeth and change.

I made him a little snack and after that he sits with me on the couch. He's playing a Mario game. He asks me if I want to try. I am already so good at donkey Kong and Zelda so I thought way not

I've decided that Mario is a wimp. Or this switch is broken.

He died a lot. He got killed by a mushroom, a turtle, a flying mushroom, a plant with teeth. He fell off a cliff, a cloud and many other ways. So yeah Mario is a wimp.