My D&D experience......

When I was very young,I played the game a few times.I remember one campaign where I was a powerful wizard,and my band discovered two spies among us.After we severely punished and expelled them from our group,I decided to give them an extra problem:I cast a spell upon them that would make it so that every time they tried to wear clothing,it would automatically shrivel to dust.Good luck when you have to spend the rest of your life nude!