Mutineers all trying to get their scurvy paws on my magic seashell 🐚
Mutineer 1: *banging on cabin door* “Open this door right now, you little bitch!”
Mutineer 2: “Kick it in!”
Mutineer 1: *starts kicking the door* “You’re handing over those shells one way or another!”
Me: “Oh, you want me to hand over the shells?!” *loads shotgun*
Mutineer 2: “Where are they, damn it?!”
Mutineer 1: “Give them to us!” *still kicking the door*
Me: “You bastards will receive exactly what I give you!” *fires as soon as they break down the door*
Mutineer 2: “Kick it in!”
Mutineer 1: *starts kicking the door* “You’re handing over those shells one way or another!”
Me: “Oh, you want me to hand over the shells?!” *loads shotgun*
Mutineer 2: “Where are they, damn it?!”
Mutineer 1: “Give them to us!” *still kicking the door*
Me: “You bastards will receive exactly what I give you!” *fires as soon as they break down the door*
