Hey game developers!

I'm really mad at the modern gaming scene. I just want my games to have multiplayer support, a long playthrough time, lots of replay value, and graphics so good you could mistaken it for irl video footage. And I want it to cost $60 because that's what they costed 15 years ago when I was a kid, and I want the console to cost less than an Acer netbook from the thrift store. And I want it to have no DLC or microtransactions, and also let me share it with friends and don't get mad if I pirate it anyway. ): I love your games and they're the light of my life <3 but if you don't give me them basically for free, you're a greedy piece of corpo shit ripping me off.

Love,
The average American gamer