Well, that could've gone better... 😅

Enclave: "Enclave here. Why isn't your video feed working?"
Me: "It's broken."
Enclave: "Who the hell is this?
Me: "Uh, we're all fine here. How are you?"
Enclave: "Well, your unit still doesn't appear to be operational, pal. Who is this?"
Me: "Please repeat. Over."
Enclave: "Try the Gain."
Me: "There... that should do it. Any better?"
Enclave: "That didn't make a damn bit of difference. I'm still not gettin' a damn thing. Who are you?"
Me: "Well, that's not unusual, is it? Nothing works right anymore."
Enclave: "Huh, ain't that the truth. Just don't let anyone who's got the president's ear hear that. You know how unhappy he gets when people complain. He takes it personal, like it's a loyalty thing. Maybe that just goes with being the President of the United States. Or what's left of 'em. Who am I speaking to?"
Me: "The President of the United States?
Enclave: "The President of the United-fucking-States of America! Who'd you think I was talking about?! Who the fu- Who is- Wha- I should kick your fucking ass! Who is this?!"
Me: "Uh, I better get going! Lots of work to do here. Bye!"