Me: “You’re awful friendly for a super mutant.”

Him: “Keep talking like that and I won’t be so friendly, human. Plenty of super mutants are just as rational and intelligent as any human. As for those that aren’t, well, they didn’t get a choice in the matter, did they?”
Me: “Sorry! Didn’t mean any offense.”
Him; “And none taken, now that you’ve apologized.”

Whew! 😮‍💨