Im on my way s&w my ubers a fast one

This is no joke- I once had an Uber ride in a Tesla and the driver was "differently abled" (he used hand pedals and had a wheelchair), and THAT IS HOW HE DROVE. But he didn't scare me at all because his driving skill was f*cking impeccable. He weaved in and out of traffic at top speed and it felt so effortless and clean.

I tipped him big and told him I felt like I just had a ride in a spaceship! 😍🛸