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Porch Pirates....

These people have no shame..

I was driving down the street after dropping off my grandson at school. I saw one of these porch Pirates run up to a house right after a package was dropped off. She grabbed the package and ran back to her car and took off, so i followed her. I dont know why i followed her or what i was going to accomplish by doing so,but i did it any way.

She pulled in to what i assume was her drive way to her house.

She grabbed the package and went inside.

I was hesitant as i sat in my car thinking,should i go knock and confront her?

I was just staring at her house and noticed she had lawn gnomes placed out front ...

I knew she would be busy going through the package she just took..

So..........

I took one gnome ,looked around, then took the other,and the other, and the last one.


I did it , see how she likes it.

I went and put them on the lawn where she took the package from so next time she passes by she'll see them there..

Lmao

I have little shame for that.

I dont know what i was thinking..
🤷‍♂
Jimmy2016 · 61-69, M
🤔...........Should have just taken the plate number and called the police or told them where she lived...........
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
@Jimmy2016 i should go back and tell the victim, whoever comes for the gnomes are the people who stole thier package
Jimmy2016 · 61-69, M
@SledgeHammer You should not even stole the gnomes and placed them in the peoples yard.......Hopefully those people have a outside home cameras to see what went on......
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
@Jimmy2016 i really didn't think it through...
Lol
Anniedlr · 26-30, F
Why didn’t you notify the Police ?
Bumbles · 51-55, M
@SledgeHammer At least they don’t have their gnomes! You should write to them and say u know what they did, return the package and u won’t call the fbi
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
@Bumbles letter would read....

"If you ever want to see your gnomes again,return what does not belong to you!"

"You have four days to comply...for each day you don't respond, a gnome gets Wacked!"
Tic-Toc

Lol
Bumbles · 51-55, M
@SledgeHammer Perfect!
MasterLee · 56-60, M
You have a trip alarm that activates a sound bite of a machine gun lever being pulled back. Works well.
You should date her. Then don't do vaginal sex, only anal. Never call her back again. If she has a friend, date her friend next.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
You'll probably end up in prison for that. She's probably a cop or a politician.
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
@hunkalove lmao.. porch Pirate politician
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
What goes around, comes around!
@Quimliqer I mean in my view stealing lawn gnomes is actually a favor to people because they are so tasteless.
biandlargeny · 56-60, M
swirlie · 31-35, F
I would laugh like hell if she had video surveillance on her house and had you charged with theft of her garden gnomes!
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
@swirlie LMAO....touche'
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@LordShadowfire Another good way, cheaper than my suggestion, BUT the police will want your entire phone's storage card, with a dashcam they only get that one.
@Bumbles As long as you don't have anything to hide, I have no issue with law enforcement being inside my dwelling.
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
@NativePortlander1970 yea i really didnt think it through...

 
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