@Trippin i usually fall off my bicycle when drunk tho. The tricycle idea would be cool, but it enables me to partake in traffic whilst not being able to discern left from right! It seems dangerous.
@Trippin well i am mostly concerned about other traffic participants! I am convinced that I am immortal and can't get damaged, but what of the kids! If i run em over i wanna do it right and release them from their mortal coil, not perpetuate their suffering with minor injuries