When I opened my car door yesterday the wind blew the fucker, and it scratched a landrover next to me

I could have stayed and waited for whoever it belongs to finish shopping
but I went home.

You can call me a shit and a coward if you want. I deserve it. :(

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HoeBag · 46-50, F

You do realize that by posting this, all the Karens on the forum are going to start qu33fing up a storm.
But when they do, just tell them where to cram it. 😁

Seriously though, if a claim had been filed, your insurance would go up, and you would wish you had not said anything.

@gandalf1957

Act of God

Even God h4tes those ugly things. 😄

@hunkalove I imagine he would be to worried about deportation to file... wait, wrong Jesus.