I had to call my sister because she left my niece with me

I ask her where she is. She explains that she's on the way home. I'm like, "obviously but why've you left petunia behind?" (not her real name obv)

She was confused and tells me she's in the car with her. At this point I'm laughing, reminding her that her daughter was standing right next to me. She's getting scared now because it was dark but she knows someone's in the car.

Turns out it was my nephew (my other sisters son) and he didn't speak at all until she parked outside her house and asked him what the hell he was doing in her car.

She then came back to pick her up. I find my nephew in the back waving and smiling at me like he just came back from Disney land.

Lmao, demon child.