Do you drive slow in the fast lane?

No, I don't want to be the object of someone's road rage.

No way! I can't stand when people do that.

I just avoid driving as much as possible. 😅

If you drive slowly in the fast lane you will be hit

No. I stick to the slow (usually behind a lorry) every vehicle passes me. I don't drive much anymore.

Nope but ive donated to too many police benevolent funds

I’m usually the fastest car on the road.

No, fast in the slow lane.

Nah

No, in fact I used to average about 100mph on an interstate highway between two US southeast cities that are normally about 3.5 hours apart until I would come back up on slow packs of traffic

That is one good thing about Germany, they take lane discipline seriously and punish violaters, so that the Autobahn can function as intended
(they also take a lot better care of their roads though)