If your grandpappy read the road tests of Tom McCahill of Mechanix Illustrated he probably shared his sense of humor.

From Wikipedia:

McCahill frequently used extreme metaphors and similes in his prose. For example, in Mechanix Illustrated he described the AC Cobra as "hairier than a Borneo gorilla in a raccoon suit". He proclaimed the ride of a 1957 Pontiac to be as "smooth as a prom queen's thighs". The 1957 Ford "cornered as flat as a mailman's feet".

I'm waiting for at least 2 comments and 7 views so don't disappoint...

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bookerdana · M

Oh,so now yer soliciting comments🤨 "will disappoint for cash...I need a racoon suit,but thats just weird

rinkydinkydoink · M

@bookerdana

That guy led one helluva interesting life. And his parents before him. But he's also a dinosaur for sure.

bookerdana · M

@rinkydinkydoink should have fleshed out the story then..like the rest of the story

rinkydinkydoink · M

@bookerdana

I have other junk posts to create... only so much time in the day to devote to each...

bookerdana · M

@rinkydinkydoink shuffles away in disappointment *