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once I ran over a chipmunk with a bicycle...it was on accident and probably one of the most rare occurrences ever to take place since the universe began given the thickness of a bicycle tire and the sheer infitesimal minute size of a chipmunk. To make this even more improbable this was all taking place while the chipmunk was running at full speed perpendicular to the wheel.