When giving directions, do you….

I have to make L’s with my thumbs and forefingers just to determine my left from my right, so no one should be coming to me for directions to begin with. But if they do, I further confirm their mistake by giving directions that involve turning left when you can smell the breadsticks from Fazoli’s, a right when you can smell the flame broiled grill of Burger King, and if the sweet and creamy waft from Dunkin Donuts hits you you’ve gone too far…but reward yourself anyway.