Candy crush blonde.

My bus journeys are a bit hazy sometimes. I get on, sit down, everything flies past the window and then I get off. I hardly take notice of the people even though most of them are the same passengers every day. But a few of days ago I sat down next to a woman with a blonde wig playing candy crush on her phone.
I couldn't stop my eyes from rolling over to watch. In the end I had to pull myself up on it otherwise I would have become one of those people who leer over someone's shoulder reading their paper. Funnily enough, the blonde wig suited her and I wondered what I would look like in it