Older chaps who want attention from younger women, buy a boat.

I’ve just come back from a quick food shop to find my wife squabbling with some young women who were apparently taking selfies on our boat.

They asked me where we were going and when I said just out into the bay, they asked if they could come. I didn’t want them with us, they seemed to be all drama and ego, but I pretended to consider it just to wind my wife up. 😆

Sorry girls, it’s a family trip. Not a booze cruise.