Snoring is basically bragging that you're asleep

I used to wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of a pig, I'd thought my room was possessed till I realized that was me snoring

Grounds for murder. They were askin for it!

I hate snorers tbh 🫣 I like dark and silence when I sleep. My ex husband snored bad and we had a bloodhound at the time that snored as loud as he did. Towards the end of our marriage he would sleep in the living room with the hound dogs I couldn’t take it anymore 😆

That's when you poke them and when they wake up you roll over and pretend you're asleep😈

Hahahaha! Jealous much? 😁

It keeps me up if the lady snores, I’m such a light sleeper 😂

That’d be my Mrs. Duck. 🙄

I am a major jerk then🙄

True! lol

Snoring is saying that I'm so bad at breathing that I choke when I sleep.

Great showerthought!