If you are condemned to the dirt mines in Schmickleton, there will be no vacation. Isn't it better to pray to Farblesnozz today?

I have given this careful thought and meditated upon the grave ramifications of being condemned to the dirt mines. Oh Farblesnozz! We beg thee to bless us from the depths of your holy nose cavity and smite the unworthy who blithely picketh and flicketh away the sanctified nose nuggets of Snozz-Ur!

It makes as much sense as any other belief