Oh wait my college degree is worth about 50,000 about now, no nm that's my student loans

😭i sold all my comics like 6 years ago.. i lost so much money.. a lot of them went up several hundred since then.

My divorce.

Not a damn thing smdh about it too

Uh, boobs and butt?

Are people still worth a lot of money? I live with this guy who I'm pretty sure I could get a ton of cash for. He's super clean. Potty trained too. Other than that my couch is the most expensive thing I own and I got it for free basically.

retirement fund

My home

My 401k

my boobs.

I'm sitting on a goldmine

My 104 game collection.

my 3.4 inches

Kidneys

Bone marrow

My house?