what is off limits to joke about with you?

@dumpstermeow: wait what? I think u joked about the time I faced it with a girl I'm seeing.. and idk how to respond to anything sexual irl....

It's not that I don't think sex can be funny... It's just I don't know how to handle sexuality seriously.

But that's a personal problem of mine.. I'm sorry if I let u down.

@ChickenInvasion: oh... well I was joking so you should have laughed 🙄

Ah..

God I'm failing at my craft .. Wanna give me twenty lashes or something?

Just please don't be a imagrant and take my job... Stand up comedy is what's ganna make me a millionaire...

@ChickenInvasion: shut up and eat your starbursts

*sucks while things burst in my mouth*

@ChickenInvasion: 🙀

🤤 ... That isn't salvia dripping out of my mouth

@ChickenInvasion: I never knew you liked dudes 😃

It's the weird thing about me...I'm equally disgusted by all of u..

@ChickenInvasion: it's okay to be bi... no judgement here

Bi people disturbe the most.. who wants to put a bulging penis up their ass while they are pounding a sweat filled hole?

@ChickenInvasion: I think that's hot

I just noticed we arent friends... Can I add u?

@ChickenInvasion: I don't add friends

Oh sorry I meant "follow" .. less of a social media term, more of a social term.... Like follow u around the mall and pick up ur hair droppings and what not

@ChickenInvasion: my hair droppings? What the fuck, man?

Well I'm not ganna follow u into the bathroom??? And pick up those dropping??

Ok this joke just went down the toliet

@ChickenInvasion: 🙄

I apologise... Everything just took a turn for the worst...

I fear I'm trying to hard .... I just need to stop trying to be funny and be me for a while ..not just watch TV or something. .